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Enrique Iglesias says he may have world's smallest penis

Enrique Iglesias says he may have the smallest penis in the world.
His confession came as the 28-year-old was asked if he would go naked on an album cover, says The Sun.
He said: "Maybe I've not got the biggest penis in the world. Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell records. But I don't. I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there."
The star is engaged to tennis player Anna Kournikova.

Invented?!? ... my arse I've been eating this every other day (and twice on Sunday) for 2 years
Scotland invents deep-fried chocolate sandwich
Scotland's latest culinary delicacy - the deep-fried chocolate sandwich, promises to be one of the world's fattiest snacks.
The 1,000 calorie sandwich first appeared on the menu at an Edinburgh hotel, selling for £4.95. But it's now available throughout the country.
The sandwich consists of two slices of white bread smothered in chocolate sauce, dipped in batter and deep-fried. It's then covered in sugar and more chocolate sauce and served with vanilla ice-cream, says The Times.
Debbie Walter, food and beverage manager of the Ramada Jarvis Hotel, where the sandwiches were introduced, said they had proved popular with Scots, who favoured fattening desserts over fresh fruit and low-fat options.
She said: "The sandwiches are delicious. Also, if we sold only fresh-fruit salads we wouldn't have any customers. The healthiest food on our menu is a winter fruits soup - and it is our worst seller."
Sandra Drummond, a nutritionist from Queen Margaret University College in Edinburgh, said: "There is already far too much fat in the Scottish diet. It is no great secret that a fat-laden diet leads to obesity, diabetes and heart disease. This would never be my dessert of choice."

I'm all a tingle
Images for Star Wars Trilogy Box Art Is Here

Not nearly as bad as the title suggests ... kinda funny
Searchlab Shorts Series - Farm Sluts

...I told you I'm sensitive about my breath
Rottweiler owner's brush with death
A German man who tried to give his pet Rottweiler cleaner breath by brushing its teeth is recovering in hospital.
Police said that the 60-year-old from Karlsruhe ended up being badly bitten and was lucky to survive.
The man said: "I can't understand it, I even used a special canine toothbrush I bought at the pet shop and I thought he wouldn't mind."
The German man said he was only able to save himself by playing dead and making his body go limp, at which point the dog let go and went back into its kennel.
The man lost large amounts of blood and was taken to hospital in an ambulance where doctors say he's "lucky to still be alive".

I'm guessing this is just a woman's tourist attraction
Man's longstanding condition draws a crowd in hospital
A man has become a tourist attraction in the Dominican Republic after admitting himself to hospital with an erection that had lasted six days.
Staff at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez hospital in Villa Gonzalez said nurses, doctors and members of the public had turned up to glimpse his predicament for themselves.
Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.
The hospital's director told the paper that since Mr Cabrera denied taking sexual stimulants, he could be suffering from a rare form of anaemia that can give men erections for long periods of time.

...Nice...
The Rodenator injects a stream of easily-ignited propane into the holes of burrowing animals, killing them instantly via a painless, agonizing incineration. And it makes for some very entertaining video, as well, to be enjoyed online without the glee-ruining smell of singed fur.
Rodenator Video

Good to see that during the War on Terrorism that airport security is still rock solid
Drunk takes plane for a spin

A drunken man reeling from a four-day booze spree allegedly stole a plane and took it for a spin, despite having never flown one before.
Louis Paul Kadlecek, 21, broke into four hangars at an airport in Houston, America, before stealing two planes and crashing one into power lines.
According to Skynews police said he used pilot's manuals to taxi two planes around the airport in Angleton before taking off in one.
But about one mile later the two-seater Cessna crashed into 100,000-volt electricity lines and cut off power to a large area.
Police papers quote Kadlecek as telling officers he saw a bright light and screamed, "Oh, ****."
Deputy Sheriff Charles Wagner said Kadlecek knew the airport's layout having performed community service there for a prior arrest.
When asked by police where he intended to go, the wannabe pilot reportedly replied: "I don't know. Mexico, maybe."
Several people saw the plane plunge 100ft but one, convinced the pilot was dead, drove off to a golf game.
Kadlecek managed to walk away from the crash unhurt and walk three miles back to his home before being picked up by police.
He was charged with theft and if convicted could face 20 years in jail.

I sure hope they meant cut the padlock free with a saw
Man got penis stuck in padlock

A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.
A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.

How can they deny a man BASIC human rights for g0ds sake
Lonely husband loses claim for free porn

A German court has turned down a man's claim for free porn videos and visits to a brothel.
The 35-year-old argues he has been sexually deprived since his wife flew to Thailand.
He says he can't afford the cost of a plane ticket to visit her and has been forced to visit brothels instead.
He'd wanted a grant, but the BBC reports the court in the southern town of Ansbach turned down the request.
According to a court spokesman, the man is now planning to appeal.
He had claimed 2,500-euros (about £1,700) a month to cover the cost of weekly trips to a brothel, eight porn videos and transport costs to and from a video store.
In his application, he said: "I require the brothel visits for my physical and psychological wellbeing." But the court ruled his welfare benefits already covered everyday expenses.

Black man tries to antagonize the white establishment yet again … invites white girl to lunch.
Wednesday sMarch 3rd (brrr…lousy Smarch weather) – Auburn Saloon 12pm?

Tax official's desk death unnoticed for two days
A tax official who died at his desk in Helsinki went unnoticed by colleagues for two days.
The man, a tax auditor in his 60s, died last Tuesday while checking tax returns.
But newspaper reports say no-one realised he was dead until Thursday.
The head of personnel at the office in the Finnish capital said the man's closest colleagues were out at meetings when he died.
He said everyone at the tax office was feeling dreadful - and procedures would have to be reviewed, says BBC News Online.
According to the Finnish tabloid newspaper Ilta-Sanomat, co-workers assumed the dead man was silently poring over returns.
"The reason for this was caused by many coincidences," Anita Wickstroem, director at the Helsinki tax office, told AFP news agency.
"He was very much working alone and often visiting companies, while his friends and colleagues who used to have lunch or coffee with him were busy in meetings or outside the office at the time," she added.
There were about 100 other staff in the auditing department on the same floor the dead tax official worked on.

Have a Barley Stiffy...
Yahoo! News - Farmers Get a Rise Out of Beer Ads

Hmmm...
Yahoo! News - 666 Appears on Some 'Passion' Tickets

More fodder for conspirisy nuts ... or are they onto something????
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