ok, ok ... to be fair I'm only sometimes angry, but if I am it's because YOU make me angry!

January 27, 2005

Here I thought it was just me who liked sweaty chicks

Armpit sweat can boost older women's sex lives.
Researchers claim women who wore perfume with an added chemical found in female sweat were more likely to have sex than those who did not. The pheromone Athena 10:13 works naturally for younger women as a "sexual attractant" but levels fall after the menopause reports the Mirror.

In the Harvard University-linked study, 22 post-menopausal women used the chemical while 22 others used a placebo. Women on dates found a 68 per cent increase in sex compared to 41 per cent using plain perfume. According to New Scientist magazine all women using the spray found a 41 per cent increase in kissing and other physical affection, compared to 14 per cent using the placebo.

Mmmm, Romantic

Scientists say more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss.
The study says couples also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances.

The results come from a study carried out to publicize the advantages of good oral hygiene in Sweden.
Swedish pharmacies taking part in the campaign are also looking for a couple to break the world record in kissing on Valentine's Day.

The marathon kiss will be broadcast live on the Swedish Pharmaceutical Association's website on February 14.
They say they want to urge responsible kissing which can have advantages as well, for example if the couple chosen beat the last record they will have burned an estimated 7,436 calories.

The current French-kissing record is held by Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley, from New Jersey, who kissed for 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds in 2001.

January 21, 2005

See Governments sometimes do listen to ALL of their constituents

Lights to be dimmed for prostitutes
The Belgian city of Antwerp is to dim its new waterfront lights after complaints from prostitutes.
Sex workers complained the bright lights were putting off potential clients, reports Independent Online. "We had some remarks from the prostitutes that there was too much light, both for them and the clients," city council spokesperson Jorn Verbeeck said.
"We are investigating the possibility of lowering the light there." Prostitutes complained to city and police officials that the lights did not give them enough privacy and hurt business, he said.

The port, which tolerates sex workers in a select few streets near the waterfront, is to test an electric system to dim the lights.

January 20, 2005

Buffy the Hamburger Slayer

for some reason I find a 100lb girl eating a 6lbs of beef (not to mention 5lbs of 'fixings) yet wearing a LiveStrong wristband the oddest thing

I'm not sure binge speed eating is what Lance had in mind.


A dainty 100lb woman has become the first person ever to finish Denny's Beer Barrel Pub's monster 6lb burger. Kate Stelnick, 19, of Princeton, N.J., made the five-hour drive with two friends from The College of New Jersey, after they saw pictures of the monster burger, dubbed the Ye Old 96er, on the Internet and on TV's Food Network.

She ate the burger in 2 hours 54 mins, 6 minutes under the 3 hours allowed. Not even competitive eater Eric "Badlands" Booker was able to eat it when he tried last June. It took him 7 1/2 hours.

The burger takes 45 minutes to cook, and those who try to meet the three-hour limit must use no utensils and eat all of these fixins: one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.



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January 18, 2005

Oh no, don't give up little fella

Mr Little Penis gives up
A Romanian man whose surname means Little Penis has given up trying to change it because of red tape.
Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips to various state offices and constant bureaucratic hassles.
He said: "I have got used to people laughing when they hear my name. I can live with it."
But Putica is not the only Romanian with an embarrassing surname, local daily Libertatea reported.
According to state records, there are another 243 people with the same surname, 233 people with the surname Muia which means Oral Sex and dozens with the name Caca (Faeces), Cur (Ass) and Coi (Testicle).

A message for my pretty little blog

Sorry I've been neglecting you, don't think I don't care 'cause I do.
I won't forget you for so long again.
Please forgive me

I'm not sure what else to say but ... EWWW!

Sperm race TV show launched in Germany
A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm.
The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb.
The aim is to find Germany's most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race.

Twelve men, including two celebrities and a 'health freak', will take part in the show set to be aired later this year.
The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne.
Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised.
"The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It's actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment," he said.

The sperm will be released into a test tube in which a chemical substance will draw the fluid towards it
The winner will be pronounced by a team of doctors including a gynaecologist, an andrologist and a urologist.
Brandt added: "The programme isn't immoral. We're only testing, we're not conceiving."