"Don't whiz on the electronic console"

In honor of getting a PS3, some really smart students at the University of Wyoming (go Cowboy Joe & Pistol Pete!) decided to destroy their PS2. I mean, why not? The PS3 is sooooo much better than the PS2. One of the students thought it would be so hilarious to piss on the console, which happened to still be plugged in the wall. He was electrocuted and fell to the floor unconscious. After coming to about ten seconds later, the student was rushed to the hospital where a doctor's prognosis confirmed he was in fact an idiot.

 

BTW if you don't get the reference It's from Ren & Stimpy

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When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! No!

laughing
(electric sounds)

 

 

Does this mean if I'm fat when I die, I'm fat for all eternity?

Crematoria struggle with obese

Crematoria are struggling to deal with spiralling rates of obesity.

Expanding waistlines are forcing many councils to spend thousands widening their furnaces, the Local Government Association has warned.

In some cases grieving relatives have to travel hundreds of miles to find crematoria that can accommodate over-sized coffins, reports the BBC.

Standard coffins range from 16-20 inches, but coffins up to 40 inches are becoming increasingly common.

The LGA, which represents over 400 councils in England and Wales, is warning that local authorities are finding that many of their furnaces are too narrow to deal with these larger coffins.

In Lanarkshire, Scotland, a new 41-inch-wide cremator, has been dealing with the funerals of obese people from all over Scotland.

And Lewisham Council has ordered a special cremator from America, measuring 44 inches in width.

 

 

Brad White
IT Special Projects
Primewest Energy Trust
w. 403.699.7218
c. 403.650.5944
bradw@primewestenergy.com

 

Dear God, I hope my cat never does that ... he weighs 25 pounds!!

A Canadian cat turned jet set traveller after jumping into a suitcase before her owner flew off to a conference.

It was a big adventure for Ginger who is not normally allowed outdoors, reports ITN News.

Her owner Mary Martell had packed a suitcase for a business trip and brought it downstairs but without closing it fully and Ginger jumped in.

Ginger got as far as the airport baggage scanners before security officers spotted the odd shape in the suitcase, but Mrs Martell convinced them it was coat.

Her suitcase was cleared unopened and loaded onto an Air Canada jet for a two-hour trip to Toronto.

Several hours later, in a hotel in Niagara, Mrs Martell finally unpacked and discovered Ginger.