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"Don't whiz on the electronic console"

2007-05-16T15:18:00.001-06:00

In honor of getting a PS3, some really smart students at the University of Wyoming (go Cowboy Joe & Pistol Pete!) decided to destroy their PS2. I mean, why not? The PS3 is sooooo much better than the PS2. One of the students thought it would be so hilarious to piss on the console, which happened to still be plugged in the wall. He was electrocuted and fell to the floor unconscious. After

Does this mean if I'm fat when I die, I'm fat for all eternity?

2007-05-08T11:00:00.001-06:00

Crematoria struggle with obese Crematoria are struggling to deal with spiralling rates of obesity. Expanding waistlines are forcing many councils to spend thousands widening their furnaces, the Local Government Association has warned. In some cases grieving relatives have to travel hundreds of miles to find crematoria that can accommodate over-sized coffins, reports the BBC.

Dear God, I hope my cat never does that ... he weighs 25 pounds!!

2007-05-07T14:51:00.001-06:00

A Canadian cat turned jet set traveller after jumping into a suitcase before her owner flew off to a conference. It was a big adventure for Ginger who is not normally allowed outdoors, reports ITN News. Her owner Mary Martell had packed a suitcase for a business trip and brought it downstairs but without closing it fully and Ginger jumped in. Ginger got as far as the airport baggage scanners

Butt is hitting my legs

2006-11-17T11:20:00.000-07:00

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Miss Israel has been given permission not to carry her assault rifle during service in the Israeli army because she says it bruises her legs. Reigning beauty queen Yael Nezri, a private who recently completed basic training, said the bruises were making it difficult for her to model in photo shoots. The Jerusalem Post reported that Nezri, 18, had been granted an

yeah ... that's good thinking ... next they'll suggest mandating kevlar school uniforms

2006-10-26T09:30:00.000-06:00

Candidate says bulletproof books could save lives in school shootings A retired veteran and candidate for Oklahoma State School Superintendent says he wants to make schools safer by creating bulletproof textbooks.Bill Crozier says the books could give students and teachers a fighting chance if there is a shooting at their school."Our experiment was as scientific as we could make it, just two or

Best man pad evar!

2006-03-22T09:36:00.000-07:00

A woman in Norway turned on her kitchen tap to find beer flowing out.Haldis Gundersen was preparing to do the washing up when she made the discovery at her apartment in Kristiansund, west Norway.Haldis did not realise that two flights below, workers in a bar were left confused when water came out of the beer taps.A worker had connected a beer barrel to the apartment water pipe by mistake.Haldis

Maybe she was chasing these guys ... ewww!!

2006-03-22T09:34:00.000-07:00

An Olympic gold medallist could not catch up with a gang of teenage robbers after they made off with her cash-stuffed purse.Romanian Doina Melinte, who still holds the European record for the 1,500 metres, was attacked at a petrol station just outside Bucharest.Three teenagers took her purse which had £17,000 pounds in it she was carrying to make a down payment on some land.Melinte, who won gold

ummm ... Canned Chicken is never ever "...as good as new"

2006-02-08T15:33:00.000-07:00

Couple celebrate with 50-year-old tinned chickenA Manchester couple celebrated 50 years of marriage by eating a tin of chicken they were given on their wedding day.Les and Beryl Lailey had kept the can, part of a wedding gift hamper, as a memento of their big day in 1956, says the Mirror.Les vowed not to eat it until their golden wedding anniversary, so whenever they moved home the Buxted chicken

Why does Japan rock? ...Reason #347

2006-02-08T15:29:00.000-07:00

TOKYO (Reuters) - "Welcome home, Master," says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.This maid serves not some aristocrat but a string of pop-culture-mad customers at a "Maid Cafe" in Tokyo's Akihabara district, long known as a Mecca for electronics buffs but now also the center of the capital's "nerd culture.""When they address

Dammit I knew I shouldn't have let the Gene kid touch me in Kindergarden

2005-12-16T16:25:00.000-07:00

Scientists Find Gene That Makes People Brown or Whitehttp://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1408890&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Psst ... Do you want to know what happens in the 2nd Season of PRISON BREAK!!

2005-12-06T17:02:00.000-07:00

. . . Ok so not quite, but the story amuses me (so read the article below) but excuse for just a couple of seconds while I rant about Prison Break. Ok this was one of my favorite shows of this season but I feel extremely ripped off that they are continuing the show into next season. Now maybe it's my own fault 'cause I don't think there was ever any promises that the show would end after one

... I guess I really should replace my power cord...

2005-11-23T11:58:00.000-07:00

Heroes pull woman from Xbox blaze Narrow escape for unconscious gamer By Lester Haines Published Wednesday 23rd November 2005 10:46 GMT http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/23/xbox_blaze/ An Anglesey woman was pulled unconscious from her house by two strangers after succumbing to smoke generated by a faulty Xbox. Stuart Ward and Robert Johnson ran from a pub in Llanfairpwll to find the unnamed

'911 isn't a joke in this town'

2005-11-21T11:22:00.000-07:00

(my first Public Enemy reference...)'Police? My onion rings are cold!'A US woman was arrested for calling 911 after a restaurant served her cold onion rings.Sharita Williams, 30, of Houma, Louisiana, told police the food was cold when she received it and the waiter refused to replace it.So she dialled 911 from the Malt-N-Burger restaurant in Thibodaux, reports the Daily Comet.Police turned up -

Are you terrified of flying ... because you're a moron!!!

2005-11-21T11:18:00.000-07:00

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A French woman who is terrified of flying admitted in an Australian court Monday that she drunkenly tried to open an airplane door mid-flight to smoke a cigarette.Sadrine Helene Sellies, 34, was placed on a good behavior bond after pleading guilty in Brisbane Magistrates Court to endangering the safety of an aircraft.Sellies was traveling on a Cathay Pacific flight

Nice work if you can get it

2005-11-18T16:43:00.000-07:00

Expert uses breast size to shape body character analysis Looking at a woman's bosom is the best way of keeping abreast of her character, self-professed breast expert Dr. Mitsugu Shiga tells Shukan Josei (11/22). Ignoring his many skeptical knockers, Shiga claims that the size and shape of a woman's breasts define

shouldn't somethings be self-evident

2005-11-17T15:43:00.000-07:00

Australian food officials caution consumers about glowing meats SYDNEY -- An Australian food agency sought Wednesday to quell fears about glow-in-the-dark meats after a man called a Sydney radio station alarmed about his luminous pork chops. The New South Wales state Food Authority said the phenomenon was caused by a harmless light-emitting bacteria, pseudomonas fluorescens, that is naturally

One last post about the Domino toppling Pigeon

2005-11-16T09:53:00.000-07:00

Threats to man who shot domino-toppling sparrowAn animal worker who shot a sparrow after it almost wrecked a world record domino toppling bid has asked for police protection after receiving death threats.Several international animal rights groups expressed outrage over the killing of the sparrow that toppled 23,000 of the four million dominos set up for record attempt in Holland.Investigations

Dude ... seriously maybe keep somethings to yourself, maybe it's better not to ask why

2005-11-16T09:50:00.000-07:00

Rugby fan tells how he lost his tackleA Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.Jobless Geoffrey

Those Domino guys are asking for it (see previous post)

2005-11-15T09:21:00.000-07:00

Mussenknaller met dood bedreigdDaar hebben we de doodsbedreiging alweer. De man die de mus heeft doodgeschoten, een medewerker van het bedrijf Duke Faunabeheer, dreigt te worden gemold. Het bedrijf doet geen aangifte, maar is vandaag toch even met de pliesie gaan praten over het voorval. Over de precieze inhoud van de doodsbedreiging wil de organisatie niets zeggen. Wat de uitdaging voor jullie

That bird was asking for it

2005-11-15T09:20:00.000-07:00

Sparrow knocks over 23,000 dominoes before being shotAMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) — A sparrow knocked over 23,000 dominoes in the Netherlands, nearly ruining a world record attempt before it was shot to death Monday, the state news agency reported.The unfortunate bird flew through an open window at an exposition center in the northern city of Leeuwarden where employees of television company

Ok, Ok ... This the most Ewwww...

2005-07-04T09:23:00.000-06:00

Police pull man from toilet waste tank A US man was arrested after a teenage girl saw him staring up at her from a cesspit below a toilet seat. Police pulled the 45-year-old from the waste tank under a public toilet at a beauty spot in Albany, New Hampshire. Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, said firefighters hosed the man

Sort of Ewwww...

2005-07-04T09:21:00.000-06:00

Gravediggers held BBQ in cemetery Gravediggers in a Belgian city have been criticized for holding a barbecue party in a cemetery. It follows a complaint from a couple who visited the cemetery at Merksem, Antwerp, to visit the grave of their son. François and Magda Boljau were shocked to find the gravediggers holding a party in a shed at the cemetery,

Ewwww...

2005-07-04T09:19:00.000-06:00

Surgeon took flesh home to train dogs A Dutch surgeon has been disciplined for taking human tissue home to train rescue dogs. The surgeon took home small samples from three patients he operated on at the Meander Medical Centre in Amersfoort. His wife used the human flesh to train rescue dogs to find survivors during disasters such as earthquakes,

after 3.14159 I'm lost

2005-07-03T09:16:00.000-06:00

A Japanese mental health counsellor has broken the world record for reciting pi, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, from memory.Akira Haraguchi, 59, managed to recite the number's first 83,431 decimal places, almost doubling the previous record held by another Japanese.He had to stop three hours into his recital after losing his place, and had to start from the

Bemuda Triangle ... 'caused by Bacteria??

2005-06-20T10:39:00.000-06:00

Scientists at Cardiff University are studying whether bacteria that thrive in the high pressures of deep ocean sediments could be a source of sustainable energy. Some of the bacteria spew methane that accumulates in massive fields of ice-like "methane hydrates." Methane hydrates might also be the secret behind an old mystery.From the press release:

Now here's the answer for Toronto

2005-06-10T10:46:00.000-06:00

Sheep urine cuts pollution A British bus company is testing a new secret weapon to reduce polluting emissions - sheep urine. Stagecoach has fitted a bus in Winchester with a tank containing the waste, reports the Guardian. The urine is sprayed into exhaust fumes to reduce emissions of harmful nitrous oxides. Andrew Dyer, managing director of

The Unofficial Web Application List

2005-06-09T15:47:00.000-06:00

This site is dedicated to the growing volume of web applications out there. As they come across new web applications, they will keep adding them to the site.read more | digg story

That's what I've been TRYING to tell you

2005-06-09T15:45:00.000-06:00

Nerds make better lovers Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the pretty boys and grab yourself a geek By TRACEY LOMRANTZ Christina Aguilera recently traded in piercings for petticoats, apparently making the usual Marilyn Monroe morph. But there's more than meets the eye: Sure, she's blond, buxom and sweet-voiced now, but she's also emulating the

Check eBay I bet iPod's are going for cheap

2005-06-06T15:59:00.000-06:00

(Los Angeles, CA) -- LAPD Commercial Crimes Division detectives are looking into last Wednesday's multi-million dollar heist involving Apple iPod Players. Authorities say one of the suspects involved entered a freight forwarding business at the eleven-hundred block of La Cienega and somehow used fraudulent means to take over the delivery of over 12-

That's a bad night

2005-05-31T09:21:00.001-06:00

Mugged three times in an hour A German man who was mugged in a night club was mugged again two more times while waiting for the police. Reiner Hamer, 27, from Oberhausen, lost his wallet containing £120 and his mobile phone when three men attacked him in the toilet of his local night club. He called police from outside the club using a friend's

Talk about being caught in flagrente

2005-05-31T09:21:00.000-06:00

Bit of a fix for bride and best man... Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a

Yea Texarkana

2005-05-30T08:47:00.000-06:00

Lost cigarette leads to bizarre accident Monday, May 23, 2005 9:08 AM CDT By JIM WILLIAMSON Texarkana Gazette FOREMAN, ARK.--A 38-year-old Winthrop, Ark. man was hospitalized after jumping out the passenger window of a vehicle traveling an estimated 55 to 60 mph to retrieve his cigarette late Saturday, an official said. Jeff Foran was riding in

... It's like eating half a cow...

2005-05-03T09:51:00.000-06:00

CLEARFIELD, Pa. May 2, 2005 — The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds. Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of

The Jaywalking police ... carry canes

2005-04-29T12:54:00.000-06:00

I know this is meant to be some kind of story that makes you feel goodof the empowerment of the elderly, but seriously somebody's Grandmaneeds to start drinking decaf.He shouldn't of hit her (maybe accidentally ...), with his backpack butcome onA 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when sherugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker.The pensioner sat on him until police arrived -

I can see this ending badly

2005-04-29T12:44:00.000-06:00

I know that Russians like thier drink, but I don't think this is a good idea Cosmonaut wants booze in spaceA Russian cosmonaut says alcohol should be allowed in space. Salizhan Sharipov, who has just returned from the International Space Station, said an occasional tipple would help cosmonauts relax. Speaking at a press conference, Sharipov said it would be 'desirable' to have 50mm of wine or

With friends like that

2005-04-26T13:11:00.000-06:00

A Russian man who woke up with a splitting headache after a heavy drinking session found a kitchen knife stuck in his face. Artur Dzhavanyan had invited a pal round for a drink but went to bed early after telling his friend he was fed up with hearing him moan. He woke up in the night with a splitting headache and went to the bathroom to get a glass of

Google Maps Rocks (part two)

2005-04-07T17:28:00.000-06:00

Here's a collection of cool maps and things seen with Google Mapshttp://www.shreddies.org/gmaps/

Whoops...

2005-04-07T11:08:00.000-06:00

Star Wars fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for theopening of the new film have been told they are camping outside thewrong cinema.Fans camping outside the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood havebeen told Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith will open on 19May at the ArcLight cinema a mile away.However, the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be

Play video games much

2005-04-07T08:51:00.000-06:00

Not as much as this guy.and I thought I was a bit of a nerdread more | digg story

At least he wasn't going to starve, but was he going to be hungry 30mins later?

2005-04-06T09:40:00.000-06:00

Deliveryman Found In Elevator Ming Kuang Chen was written off after vanishing last Friday night whilemaking a delivery for Happy Dragon restaurant at a high-rise apartmentbuilding in the Bronx. As police conducted a massive search and days passed, speculation grewthat the 35-year-old Chen was the victim of armed bandits or some otherurban horror.But more than three days later, the disappearing

upper lip bleaching ... sure that sounds OK, this?? not so much

2005-04-05T21:04:00.000-06:00

Getting to the bottom of an unwholesome obsessionfrom the Australian.auHEARD of sphincter bleaching? Beauticians are billing it as the new Brazilian wax."In the last couple of months I've had a lot of requests, so I've started some experiments," says Sydney beautician Anna Marsiano from The Bees' Knees salon."I've got one client who's a divorced woman with a couple of kids. She was looking at a

Google Maps Rocks!

2005-04-05T16:45:00.000-06:00

You might have noticed this already but google maps has been up and running in Beta for quite some time. I like it much better than Mapquest (the maps are much cleaner and more detailed), but now they have also added satellite images ... very cool!Try it out, they seem to have information for the US and Canada (but have been constantly adding more information)

I don't quite know how to explain it, but I find it oddly compelling

2005-03-09T07:37:00.000-07:00

http://blinkorama.blogspot.com/

Evidently League Minimum is not enough

2005-03-07T09:59:00.000-07:00

A newly signed Cardinals running back was arrested Friday at Sky Harbor International Airport after he allegedly stole another flier's laptop. Larry Lee Ned, 26, joined the team Thursday when he was claimed off waivers from Minnesota. Ned was arrested with the computer at 1:50 p.m. in a men's bathroom in Terminal 4, said Detective Tony Morales, a

I'm not about to give my spare change to someone in a cocktail dress

2005-02-23T09:39:00.000-07:00

SEOUL, South Korea (Reuters) -- Some South Korean homeless are dressing in style after the government gave away thousands of fake designer garments confiscated by customs agents. The Korea Customs Service distributed more than 3,500 fake pieces in the southern city of Pusan this month with the permission of the fashion houses whose designs had been

Finally a beer for Spongebob and Tinky-Winky

2005-02-04T10:11:00.000-07:00

Queer Beer launched for gays A trio of Swiss businessmen have launched a new drink for gay people called Queer Beer. Michael Hutmacher, 32, came up with the idea with two friends and has now founded a company, Lemonhead, to market it. He said: "My business partner, who is gay, and I were talking about how to corner the homosexual market and came up with

...d@mmmmn...

2005-02-01T09:16:00.001-07:00

GLENDALE, California (AP) -- A jury has awarded $15.6 million to a man whose image was used for years without his permission on Taster's Choice coffee labels. Russell Christoff, a former model from Northern California, posed for a two-hour Nestle photo shoot in 1986 but figured it was a bust -- until he stumbled across his likeness on a coffee jar while

Lesson learned - 30L of beer should be part of every roadside survival kit

2005-02-01T09:16:00.000-07:00

...Although quite honestly I'm not sure I believe this story... Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the

Here I thought it was just me who liked sweaty chicks

2005-01-27T08:51:00.001-07:00

Armpit sweat can boost older women's sex lives. Researchers claim women who wore perfume with an added chemical found in female sweat were more likely to have sex than those who did not. The pheromone Athena 10:13 works naturally for younger women as a "sexual attractant" but levels fall after the menopause reports the Mirror. In the Harvard

Mmmm, Romantic

2005-01-27T08:51:00.000-07:00

Scientists say more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss. The study says couples also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances. The results come from a study carried out to publicize the advantages of good oral hygiene in Sweden. Swedish pharmacies

See Governments sometimes do listen to ALL of their constituents

2005-01-21T09:49:00.000-07:00

Lights to be dimmed for prostitutes The Belgian city of Antwerp is to dim its new waterfront lights after complaints from prostitutes. Sex workers complained the bright lights were putting off potential clients, reports Independent Online. "We had some remarks from the prostitutes that there was too much light, both for them and the clients," city

Buffy the Hamburger Slayer

2005-01-20T13:23:00.000-07:00

for some reason I find a 100lb girl eating a 6lbs of beef (not to mention 5lbs of 'fixings) yet wearing a LiveStrong wristband the oddest thing I'm not sure binge speed eating is what Lance had in mind. A dainty 100lb woman has become the first person ever to finish Denny's Beer Barrel Pub's monster 6lb burger. Kate Stelnick, 19, of Princeton, N.J., made

Oh no, don't give up little fella

2005-01-18T10:56:00.000-07:00

Mr Little Penis gives up A Romanian man whose surname means Little Penis has given up trying to change it because of red tape. Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips to various state offices and constant bureaucratic hassles. He said: "I have got used to people laughing when they hear my name. I can live with it." But Putica is not the

A message for my pretty little blog

2005-01-18T10:54:00.000-07:00

Sorry I've been neglecting you, don't think I don't care 'cause I do. I won't forget you for so long again. Please forgive me

I'm not sure what else to say but ... EWWW!

2005-01-18T10:00:00.000-07:00

Sperm race TV show launched in Germany A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb. The aim is to find Germany's most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race. Twelve

Mean but Hilarious

2004-12-08T15:38:00.000-07:00

Papernapkin is a email address that you can handout to strangers that are just a little too insistent about getting your eMail address for a date (ie - anyname@papernapkin.net or anyname@paamail.com if you're trying to be not so obvious) Here is the rejection letter you receive when you send an email to one of those addresses Subject: Nice to hear from you Japanese find best chat-up line in the world Japanese sociologists and psychiatrists have come up with the best chat-up line in the world.The line "Rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiy-oh" means literally: "This time next year, let's be laughing together."The Japanese team - including Takaaki Ishibashi, host of Japan's equivalent to Blind Date -

Truthfully I'm at a loss

2004-10-27T13:42:00.000-06:00

Western women can't squat A study aimed at finding the perfect way for women to pee has floundered because Westerners can't squat properly. The Australian study aimed to compare Western toilets with third world squatting, reports The Australian. But researchers found westerners could not hold the squat position for more than 30 seconds without falling over. Prof Ajay Rane, of

Ummm ... If this is grounds for precident maybe I'll cancel that trip to NYC

2004-10-22T16:23:00.000-06:00

Man cleared of urinating on steps An Argentinian man has been cleared of urinating on the steps of a museum -because they were already dirty.Julian Perez Dorrego, a lawyer, was sentenced to community service forurinating on the steps of the MALBA museum in Buenos Aires.But he appealed on the grounds that it was impossible to dirty the stepssince they were already dirty from the thousands of

Next time, maybe next time

2004-10-22T16:21:00.000-06:00

Some people should be glad that the last time they asked me to catch a mouse I used a pail... A US man who tried to shoot a mouse accidentally shot his girlfriend in the arm instead. Donald Rugg, 43, spotted the mouse in his home in Confluence, Pennsylvania, and took a shot at it with his handgun. But he missed the mouse and hit his girlfriend Cathy Jo Harris, 35, who had walked into the

Ok, Ok ... Maybe Jack likes pie more than me

2004-10-22T16:19:00.000-06:00

Nicholson ate apple pie between love making bouts Jack Nicholson once stopped making love to a woman to eat an entire apple pie before returning to bed for more sex. A new book claims the three-times Oscar winning actor could make love several times a night, according to the book titled Jack: The Great Seducer published by HarperCollins in the US. "He could make love all night long. I stopped

Going back to Quahog

2004-10-12T14:36:00.000-06:00

One of my favorite TV Shows was rumored to be coming back, well it looks like it might be back in March or May ... Hooray! From http://dvd.ign.com October 12, 2004 - The Family Guy is getting closer and closer to fruition, and it looks like Fox will be the first-run network of choice. When we first learned that the show was coming back, series creator Seth MacFarlane wasn't sure if the new

...makes me dizzy

2004-10-07T13:42:00.000-06:00

Very cool link. Use the [up] & [down] keys on your keyboard to control. http://razghul.ice.org/misc/zoom/zoom.htm Warning -- big downloads, and by the looks of it you need Shockwave 10 (it will automatically offer to download it for you)

Only in Britain you say ... a pity

2004-10-07T11:06:00.000-06:00

Find a pub by text messagingTheReg is reporting of a new service from the makers of the Good Pub Guide, a directory of drinking establishments in the UK. For just 50 pence (about 88 cents) you can text the service with the message "GOODPUB," and it will immediately respond with the location of the nearest bar.And if you've got a nice WAP-capable

What did you think I was talking about???

2004-10-06T14:39:00.000-06:00

Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain An Essex man believes he has the biggest cock in Britain - a 2ft monster which he calls Melvin. The giant cockerel weighs more than 15lbs and dwarfs other roosters, says The Sun. Owner Jeremy Goldsmith said: "We're staggered. He just grows and grows. We asked experts and no one's heard of a cockerel this big." Jeremy runs Mountfitchet Castle in Stansted,

Am I the only one that notices, that its coping a feel

2004-10-04T16:21:00.000-06:00

Pillows that include a false arm that gently cuddles the sleeper in bed are the latest fad in Japan. The Boyfriend's Arm Pillow consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that curls around the sleeper. Manufacturers Kameo say they have sold about 1,000 since they went on sale. Kameo says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the

I prefer to think of it as, Dogs are dumber than previously thought

2004-10-04T16:17:00.000-06:00

Fish are much brainier than previously thought - and can learn quicker than dogs. Oxford scientists have dubbed them "very capable" after building an aquatic obstacle course. The blind Mexican cave fish tested memorized the challenged in just a few hours reports The Sun. They spotted changes when the university researchers tried to fool them. And the fish still remembered what they had learned

I can barely come up with a caption

2004-10-04T16:12:00.000-06:00

Oh ... maybe something like 'He should have choked the chicken instead' OR D@mn it, Bad Dog, drop it Bad Dog!!! A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear

I'm secure enough in my manhood to pull this off ... I think

2004-10-04T10:47:00.000-06:00

The Hello Kitty Credit/Debit cards http://www.sanrio.com/main/card/card.html

The biggest Simpson's twist since 'who shot Mr. Burns' ... NOT!

2004-09-30T16:43:00.001-06:00

The Simpsons is set to reveal that Marge's sister is a lesbian. Purple-haired Patty decides to pursue women after being snubbed by every man in Springfield. She finds true love after being seduced in a bar by a butch lesbian. Homer - who dubbed Patty and twin sister Selma the "gruesome twosome - is horrified at first. But according to early scripts, he ends up being ordained as a minister -

I didn't know you could make money with kids ... Sign me up!

2004-09-30T16:43:00.000-06:00

Four-year-old's artwork goes on show A four-year-old girl is wowing the New York art world with paintings that are drawing comparisons with Jackson Pollock and Wassily Kandinsky. Marla Olmstead, from Binghampton, in New York state, has been painting since just before she was two years old reports BBC online. Using brushes, spatulas, her fingers and even ketchup bottles, she is creating

... As if I don't have enough pressure

2004-09-30T16:42:00.000-06:00

Women have four G-spots - according to a new book. Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part of the vagina. He has dubbed them the U-spot, C-spot and A-spot in his new book The Naked Woman, says The Sun. And he says that once a man knows where they are, he can give his lover fantastic orgasms. He said: "If only I'd written this book as

But if you're small breasted, who's going to call you anyways???

2004-09-27T14:05:00.000-06:00

Some of the silly tunes Japanese pay to download to use as the ring tone for their mobile phones sure have their knockers, but it's for precisely that reason that a well-known counselor is raking it in at the moment, according to Shukan Gendai (10/2). Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult

Miss Universe before and after

2004-09-15T12:24:00.000-06:00

Evidently Make-Up and Tanning = Good http://www.thesuperficial.com/000293.html

Makes me want to go paintball ... As soon as I scrounge up 14 Gra nd that is

2004-09-10T16:35:00.000-06:00

How absolutely AWESOME! Is this... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1 someone is selling a six-barrel, 288-round-per-second paintball mini-gun capable of being mounted to a jeep or carried around on one's back

Ok, ok I am a nerd but I wouldn't pay $6500 for NES Cartridge

2004-09-08T14:03:00.000-06:00

http://www.gamespy.com/articles/492/492961p10.html

I'm afraid to ask how you make it go faster...

2004-09-07T16:47:00.000-06:00

Evidently for the guy who has everything, including a phallus obsession http://akiba.sorobangeeks.com/news_8626.html# Make sure you check out the videos at the bottom

I'm a SegaSports guy, so Tee-Hee ...

2004-09-07T16:46:00.000-06:00

...Go buy Espn Football 2k5 it rocks... Armchair quarterbacks want leading video game publisher Electronic Arts to give up 20 yards and replay the first down, after discovering a vexing glitch in the latest version of the company's top-selling "Madden NFL" football game. Owners of "Madden NFL 2005," the new installment in one of the biggest franchises in video game history and a perennial

Can I interest you in some rain, how about some wind?

2004-09-07T13:06:00.000-06:00

MIAMI - For anyone who didn't get enough of Hurricane Frances as it blew through Florida, remnants of the storm are for sale. More than 170 items were listed on eBay's Internet auction site Monday, a day after the eye of the Category 2 storm came ashore. The starting bid for Tupperware filled with wind was a penny. Photos showed Broward County residents running around with the containers "

2004-09-03T10:41:00.000-06:00

First Vampires now Bears BUCHAREST (Reuters) - Some 30 brown bears have been terrorizing a Transylvanian mountain village and could delay the start of the school year, local authorities said Thursday. Villagers are afraid to let their children go outside, with the bold bears are making off with domestic animals in broad daylight, mayor Nicolae Codreanu told state radio from Poiana Marului, 106

From the file "It's so crazy it just might work"

2004-09-02T09:57:00.000-06:00

Prison guards in Belgium have made a plea for security to remain lax despitea spate of breakouts.Union representatives fear prisoners will turn to violence to get away ifthey can no longer escape by conventional means.They argue that allowing crooks to escape using non violent methods willstop dangerous situations from developing.Union Leader Filip Dudal said in a radio interview this week that

A 476 lb woman dies after becoming fused to the fabric

2004-08-31T16:43:00.000-06:00

An American woman who had not left her sofa in six years died this week after becoming fused to the fabric. Gail Grinds, 40, whose skin had actually grown into the cushions of the seat, passed away in hospital after paramedics attempted to cut her out of it. Emergency services had originally been called to Gail's home in Florida after she complained of suffering from breathing difficulties.

2004-08-31T09:05:00.000-06:00

Evidently friends don't let friends keep thier heads on MARIETTA, Georgia (AP) -- A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, police said. He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck. A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the

2004-08-30T12:00:00.000-06:00

Ok ... I'm back from Vacation, details on my trip to come shortly

2004-08-30T11:46:00.000-06:00

...reminds me of an ex-girlfriend A sex-starved female chimp at a zoo in central China has taken to smoking and spitting on visitors. Thirteen-year-old Feili appears sullen, sleeps all the time and ignores visitors except to pester them for cigarettes. She rushes to the front of her cage and becomes anxious and impatient when her requests for a cigarette are ignored, reports Eastday.com, quoting

2004-08-30T11:44:00.000-06:00

Smarter than your average bear A bear in a Berlin zoo caused panic among visitors when he broke out of his enclosure and went straight for the children's playground. Juan, a 6.5 ft spectacled bear, had been given a log to play with by staff at Berlin zoo. But he used it as a float to cross the water-filled ditch around his enclosure. Juan then climbed a fence and was free. "The bear was fairly

Now that's what I call 'toothing' ...

2004-08-13T16:40:00.000-06:00

Thank-you, folks I'll be here all week The industrial design firm Creganna has submitted a prototype to the IDSA "Untethered Body" design contest that ends Nov 12, 2004. The device, called the dDrive, is a Bluetooth enabled 512mb hardrive that can be implanted as a tooth. "The Bluetooth enabled hardrive allows an individual to store critical personal information that can be accessed by any

2004-08-13T12:41:00.000-06:00

Excuse me, but a 100km what???? MELBOURNE, Australia (AFP) - A huge ant colony measuring 100 kilometres (62 miles) across has been found under the southern Australian city of Melbourne, scientists said. Monash University researcher Elissa Suhr said the supercolony of Argentine ants was threatening native biodiversity in Australia's second largest city. Suhr said the introduced pest's natural

2004-08-13T12:12:00.000-06:00

A Reminder of what the Olympics should be about -- MUST READ! Stolen from ESPN, but a great story that deserves to be read if only to remind us of what the Olympics can be Here's hoping that the Olympics in Greece can capture some of this spirit ESPN's 100 Most Memorable Moments of the past 25 years #94: Derek and dad finish Olympic 400 together Rick Weinberg Special to ESPN.com Unlike Carl

The Car Accident that was Celebrity Boxing 2

2004-08-13T11:44:00.000-06:00

Ok Ok, I actually did watch it, but in my defense I have a head cold, 110 fever, all my other cable channels were out, and my cat was sitting on my chest and was all comfortable ... DON'T JUDGE ME!!! Great synopsis from ESPN http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020523.html

Crazy 'fricken Ricky

2004-08-05T17:31:00.000-06:00

That's right nobody's kinder to a bi-poler hop head than the wackjobs in theRaiderNationhttp://lite.espn.go.com/nfl/news?id=1852334--------------------------Sent Wirelessly from my Blackberry Handheld(please excuse any spelling errors)

2004-08-05T13:34:00.000-06:00

From the ...well duh!... file Older topless women deterring tourists, say police Police in Romania want a ban on women over 60 going topless on a stretch of beach because they claim it's "ugly" and likely to deter tourists. Police in Constanta county, which is home to one of the Black Sea's top stretches of beach, says they've had scores of complaints about topless older women. Police chief