Obviously she wasn't a suspicious character
A drunken lapdancer wearing only a skimpy top and G-string, was found asleep on a plane after evading security at Aberdeen airport.
Soraya Wilson slipped past security guards and police before scaling a barbed wire fence at the airport at Dyce.
She was apparently looking for a place to sleep after a row with her boyfriend. She was found by security staff eight hours after passing out in the cockpit, says The Sun.
The 22-year-old said: 'I had too much to drink and somehow ended up at the airport. I was just trying to find a place to spend the night.
'I don't know who was more embarrassed when they found me. The security men - because I had managed to break in - or me, because I was just wearing my knickers and a little top when I woke up.'
She was let off with a caution. 'If I can break into a a major airport, what chance have they got catching terrorists?'
The British Airports Authority says it's investigating the incident."

Ummm ... sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless...
THEY WEREN"T HAVING SEX.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education

Maybe the German couple was having too much chocolate
Chocolate bars that could help men and women orgasm are on the way.
Sex expert Dr Trudy Barber told the European Federation of Sexology Conference in Brighton the chocolates could be available in five years.
They will contain higher than normal levels of the chemical phenyl ethylamine, which the body releases during sex, reports The Sun.
Chocolate currently on sale have up to 660mg of phenyl ethylamine. It's related to dopamine and adrenalin - substances which heighten bodily sensations.
The new bars would contain far higher levels of the chemical after it was found to give an orgasm-like high without having sex.
Dr Barber, a specialist in internet sex, also claimed that robotic prostitutes are set to be developed - and predicted under-the-skin microchips which tell if someone has been unfaithful.
They could record bodily temperature changes, revealing whether partners had been steamy with someone else.
Dr Barber, of the University of Canterbury in Kent, said: "The way we interact sexually with technology is going to change drastically. Some of these ideas are very new and some are at the lab stage."

Breakfast at Tiffany's is so passe
An omelette costing $1,000 has gone on sale at a hotel in New York.
The £600 omelette is on the menu at the Le Parker Meridien hotel on West 57th St in Manhattan.
The so-called Zillion Dollar Frittata is a mix of six eggs, one whole lobster and 10oz of caviar. The New York Daily News says it's so exclusive, nobody's ordered one yet.
Steven Pipes, the hotel's general manager, said: "Every six months we come up with new dishes for the menu. We don't like things to get stale."
An economy version of the frittata, with one ounce of sevruga caviar, is also available at $100 (about £60).