Ummm ... If this is grounds for precident maybe I'll cancel that trip to NYC

Man cleared of urinating on steps

An Argentinian man has been cleared of urinating on the steps of a museum -
because they were already dirty.
Julian Perez Dorrego, a lawyer, was sentenced to community service for
urinating on the steps of the MALBA museum in Buenos Aires.
But he appealed on the grounds that it was impossible to dirty the steps
since they were already dirty from the thousands of people who walk on them.
Three appeal court judges agreed and Mr Dorrego's conviction and sentence
have been quashed.
"One cannot dirty the dirt," he told Clarin newspaper after the case.